False Promises

After last cinco de mayo passed without the famous cinco party, Mike vowed to bring it back. It seems that he will be packing up and retreating to Mexico City for the holiday with a secret friend. I thought they only celebrated the holiday in the U.S. and in the state of Puebla.

This year: cinco de heartbreak

Movie Time

Mike invited Joe and me to a movie, and it was really good and we...

...wait, I mean...

Mike invited us to a movie and just as the exposition of the movie came into full effect Mike yelled out the ending at the movie theater, throwing his extra large drink at the screen as he walked out of the theater with his hands raised in victory, like he had just shot the winning 3 point basket in the NBA play-offs.

Mike Wachs Hates Babies

And Black people.

Cold Cold Water

Mike Wachs didn't invite me to Barton Springs.

Karaoke

Mike once sang every song I didn't know at Marie's Karaoke Party just to prove that he's having more fun than me.

Also, Mike has a blog he doesn't tell of his friends about except for his (SECRET FRIENDS).

Young Mike Wachs Crushes Crushes

Mike Wachs REFUSED to kiss me even though I was wearing my strawberry short cake lipsmacker that I bought just for him.

[Posted on behalf of Rachel Holland Ouillette.]

Mike Wachs is Responsible for the Humidity Today.