Invited secret friends to my birthday party.Bought me Hot Damn, not Hot Damn 100.
Made me feel awkward about not wanting to pay for my Birthday Dinner.
Was not involved in the intricate plan of crowd surfing me throughout the room.
He shaved his beard because he hates that we have facial hair.
He cut his hair even though I have told him repeatedly that it looks good longer.
Did not come to Katz's with me (even though it was my birthday).
He hated that we questioned why he gave his lady accomplice (secret friend) a man's jacket while he opted for a women's sweater.
When presented with this blog, he didn't attempt to deny any of my theories.
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