Every time I call Mike, I'm like "Hey Mike, want to get something to eat?" and he's like "Yeah, maybe, sure... wait which Will is this?" and I'm like "Will Sellari" and he's like "Oh, no. I mean, I just ate like 10 sandwiches" and I'm like "What the fuck Mike?" and he's like "What? Why are you being such and asshole? Do you want me to gag myself? Would that make you happy Will?" and I'm like "YES!" and he just hangs up the phone.*wonderful photo by Elana
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I can see the hate on Mike's sun-burned face in that photo
can I get a photo credit or what?
--elana
Dear Internet,
Elana took that sweet picture of the evil Mike Wachs.
Love,
Will
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